Category Archives: EGI

Historical posts from the Eon Galactic Enquirer articles I wrote.

Sunday Teachings

Posted on April 20, 2008 by Richard E. Normus Comments Off

My final Dear Dick column: What’s With The Net? Dear Mr. Normus, I’ve noticed that sports teams, particularly baseball and hockey teams put up a net that separates the fans from the playing field. It really interferes with trying to … Continue reading →

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Informed Saturday

Posted on April 19, 2008 by Missy Enformed Comments Off

Kerry Intensifies VP Search After Meeting John Kerry is intensifying his top-secret search for a running mate after meeting with one top candidate, Ray Romano, in a secluded CBS soundstage. The meeting, which lasted more than an hour, is not … Continue reading →

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Monday Imperatives

Posted on April 14, 2008 by Mike Perative Comments Off

Lure of BLTs Too Strong A former Alberta assistant deputy minister who defrauded the provincial government of nearly $125,000 to fuel his addiction to BLTs was put behind bars yesterday. Court of Queen’s Bench Justice Mary Gretsky sentenced Raymond Pottvan, … Continue reading →

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Sunday Teachings

Posted on April 13, 2008 by Richard E. Normus Comments Off

Tell me about the Atkins diet Dear Dick, There seems to be a lot of controversy around the Atkins diet.  I have witnessed first hand that people are losing a lot of weight on the Atkins plan, but I keep … Continue reading →

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Informed Saturday

Posted on April 12, 2008 by Missy Enformed Comments Off

Protest over Veggie Orchestra The sound of 90 pounds of finely tuned cucumbers, leeks, potatoes, radishes, peppers, eggplants and onions entertained a German audience at a weekend concert by the Viennese Vegetable Orchestra, but outraged Vegetable Rights supporters.  The nine-piece orchestra … Continue reading →

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