Category Archives: EGI

Historical posts from the Eon Galactic Enquirer articles I wrote.

Chinese Gerbils – An EGI Special Report

Posted on March 25, 2009 by Missy Enformed 3 Comments

I’d like to thank former EGI columnist Missy Enformed for today’s article. Religious Leaders Blast Chinese Plan Religious leaders today blasted the People’s Republic of China and their plan to provide contraceptives to desert gerbils. “It is morally imperative that … Continue reading →

EGI, Social, Religion

Informed Saturday

Posted on May 3, 2008 by Missy Enformed Comments Off

I think this is the last “Missy Enformed” that I wrote back in 2004. EPA: 6 Billion Breathing Nitrogen The Environmental Protection Agency said Tuesday that all fifty U.S. states are being put on notice that their air contains tons … Continue reading →

EGI

Monday Imperatives

Posted on April 28, 2008 by Mike Perative Comments Off

This is the last article I wrote as Mike Perative. DEA Identifies New “Gateway Drug” The U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency, or DEA announced this week that they have identified a new substance as a “gateway drug.”  “Gateway drugs” is a … Continue reading →

EGI

Informed Saturday

Posted on April 26, 2008 by Missy Enformed Comments Off

Food Protesters Arrested Dozens of demonstrators at an organic foods conference in Baltimore, Maryland were jailed last week when they insisted that conference attendees would not be allowed to leave until they responded to the protester’s concerns.  Police on horseback … Continue reading →

EGI

Monday Imperatives

Posted on April 21, 2008 by Mike Perative Comments Off

Actor Charged under the Patriot Act An actor is being prosecuted under the Patriot Act in what legal experts are calling a surprising – and to some, troubling – application of the new anti-terrorism law.  Attorney General John Ashcroft invoked … Continue reading →

EGI