Author Archives: Missy Enformed

Chinese Gerbils – An EGI Special Report

Posted on March 25, 2009 by Missy Enformed 3 Comments

I’d like to thank former EGI columnist Missy Enformed for today’s article. Religious Leaders Blast Chinese Plan Religious leaders today blasted the People’s Republic of China and their plan to provide contraceptives to desert gerbils. “It is morally imperative that … Continue reading →

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Informed Saturday

Posted on May 3, 2008 by Missy Enformed Comments Off

I think this is the last “Missy Enformed” that I wrote back in 2004. EPA: 6 Billion Breathing Nitrogen The Environmental Protection Agency said Tuesday that all fifty U.S. states are being put on notice that their air contains tons … Continue reading →

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Informed Saturday

Posted on April 26, 2008 by Missy Enformed Comments Off

Food Protesters Arrested Dozens of demonstrators at an organic foods conference in Baltimore, Maryland were jailed last week when they insisted that conference attendees would not be allowed to leave until they responded to the protester’s concerns.  Police on horseback … Continue reading →

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Informed Saturday

Posted on April 19, 2008 by Missy Enformed Comments Off

Kerry Intensifies VP Search After Meeting John Kerry is intensifying his top-secret search for a running mate after meeting with one top candidate, Ray Romano, in a secluded CBS soundstage. The meeting, which lasted more than an hour, is not … Continue reading →

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Informed Saturday

Posted on April 12, 2008 by Missy Enformed Comments Off

Protest over Veggie Orchestra The sound of 90 pounds of finely tuned cucumbers, leeks, potatoes, radishes, peppers, eggplants and onions entertained a German audience at a weekend concert by the Viennese Vegetable Orchestra, but outraged Vegetable Rights supporters.  The nine-piece orchestra … Continue reading →

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