Since all of the cool kids are doing it… The rule: post the first sentence of the first post for each month.
January: Manresa New Year’s Eve Menu
February: I really don’t mind only getting 4 or 5 hours of sleep after attending a Sharks game if the game is worth watching.
March: This should come as a shock to absolutely no one.
April: I’ve been having a lot of problems with my bowling game recently. (from the EGI archives)
May: Five hours of sleep just doesn’t cut it, but when you’ve got to go to work so you can pay for your playoff tickets, you start the day after a home game with Red Bull and Diet Dr. Pepper and hope you can sit through the endless hours of Tuesday meetings and still do something useful because you’ve got a deadline approaching pretty quickly.
June:
July: I recently received the following email from one of my many readers. (from the EGI archives)
August: Sunday was probably one of the most enjoyable outings we had on the entire 10-day road trip. We spent the day at the San Diego Wild Animal Park.
September: Residents of Flamingo Lane Mobile Estates of Lynchville, Kentucky gathered together last week to protest a local man referring to them as “trailer trash.” (from the EGI archives)
October: Reports that two vampires have been jailed sparked protests today in vampire communities around the world. (from the EGI archives)
November: This showed up in my Gmail spam folder and was just too funny to pass up:
December: The United States Food and Drug Administration announced last week that it will implement a five-year ban on all foods containing chipotle. (from the EGI archives)
